My body is NOT Open Source.

[rikibeth]

Just in case you weren't clear, here is a list of who, exactly, is allowed to touch my breasts:

1. My infant child, who I am feeding. Please note, I have one daughter, and she is TWELVE, so this category is null. Infants not my own will be handed back to Mom when they start groping, 'cause I got nothin' for 'em.

2. A medical professional screening me for cancer or other abnormalities, at an appointment I have made. PVC nurse outfits, while cute, do not give you access.

3. Someone measuring me for clothing. Bras, corsets, bodices, custom dresses, whatever. If it's important to get the fit right, fine.


4. Someone I'm currently involved with romantically/sexually, IF we are already engaged in kissing/cuddling/other behavior commonly called "making out." If we're just going about our everyday business, DON'T RANDOMLY GRAB. I kinda hate it.

If you're not covered by any category above?

DON'T EVEN ASK.

Got it?

Also, if you even THINK about asking the twelve-year-old daughter, be prepared for me to CALL THE COPS.

I absolutely refuse to wear any sort of button or signifier to remind people of this status.

MY DEFAULT IS NO.

Comments

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Why, Medra, I didn't know you cared. ;-)

(See? I'm not anti-flirting. I'm all for it. This whole "wear a button that allows people to skip the flirting and go straight to asking to grab your ta-tas" is what dismays me.)

So, tell me more about the clothing you were thinking of! (What? Isn't that what you meant? ;-) )

[medraxellion.livejournal.com]

wait, they actually have buttons for that now?

*still thinking about shoes*

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Did you miss the whole LJ frenzy over theferrett's glowing paean to what he called the Open Source Boobs Project?

Go look and you'll understand why I made this post.

[medraxellion.livejournal.com]

i miss all the good things. *runs off to look* or maybe bad?

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Keep your sporks and Bleeprin at the ready, chica.

[medraxellion.livejournal.com]

....what the fuck? I am amazed at some of the shite people come up with. It sounds interesting, but.... yeeeah. Creepy still.