Whimsical political post

[rikibeth]

Because if I do any serious political posts, I am going to get ranty and sporky and I don't need any more of that.

But. John Ashcroft's resigned. Okay.

So does this mean we're going to see a return of the Bodacious Ta-Tas of Justice?

You know, if they're not going to be using that $8,000 worth of blue velvet drapery any more, I'll take it off their hands, no problem.

Comments

[djinnthespazz.livejournal.com]

Mmm... we could all be in blue velvet like the Von Trapp were in draperies.

Gives me a giggle...

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Except I'm thinking frock coats, and ballgowns, and stuff.

You know you wanna...

[ghilledhu.livejournal.com]

Mmmm....velvet ballgowns....

[tikvah.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm...blue velvet as a backdrop for some yummy erotic photography...

[kiztent.livejournal.com]

Bush picked someone worse than Ashcroft to replace him. No justice boobies for you!

[eirehound.livejournal.com]

Gonzalez is creme-de-la-slime, but he doesn't appear to be one-tenth the religious nut Ashcroft was. Somehow, I don't think he's anointing himself with Crisco in the name of the Lord to prepare for this job. :-)

[kiztent.livejournal.com]

But he does think the Geneva convention is 'quaint.'

[eirehound.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure. He just doesn't have the moralistic religious mania that drove that stupid $8000 curtain - that's all I'm saying.

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

I just want my DIBSIES on the $8000 of blue velvet duly noted, thanks.

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

CAN WE GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT THE TITTIES PLEASE?

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you SO much for that little trip to the Bad Image Place.

All it lacked was the "Liberty Bell March."

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Dude, I KNOW he's worse. I was trying NOT to use the words "torture memo." The question is, does he have the same objection to bare titties that Ashcroft did?

Bring on the bazooms!

[kiztent.livejournal.com]

You know, this scares me for when Gen X finally gets into power.

[eirehound.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't call them Bodacious Ta-Tas. Not quite.

Bulbous Bazongas, yes. Bristol Beauties, sure. Maybe even the Marvellous Mammaries of Justice.

And I don't need $8000 worth of blue velvet. Just enough to make a duvet cover, a jacket, and maybe a couple of skirts.