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So, we were all sitting around, as we do, and [livejournal.com profile] eternaleponine was watching Prince Caspian on her laptop, when all of a sudden she started making upset noises, along with cries of "Continuity fail!" I looked over to see what was going on, and she ran the movie back to show that when Peter tore off the bottom of his shirt, it was all gone, and then a few frames later, half of the shirt tail was there. Okay. Continuity fail.

Then the upset noises started again. "That wouldn't work!"

"What wouldn't?" I asked.

Apparently Peter had torn off his shirttail to wrap around a stick and turn it into a makeshift torch. With no oil, or gasoline, or even pine pitch -- just the cotton and the stick.

"No, it wouldn't work that well," I said. "Cotton burns, but it wouldn't last very long, and I don't know if it'd manage to light the stick on fire, which would be the only hope of getting a flame for any length of time."

This turned into a disagreement over whether cotton really burned decently, only to be resolved by me saying "It TOTALLY does, and we've GOT a cotton shirt you can test it on," and going upstairs to the bathroom to get one of the old cotton oxfords we use as hair-dyeing smocks.

[livejournal.com profile] eternaleponine got scissors, and we removed the shirt pocket, and grabbed a bamboo chopstick to be the stick, and some matches, and went outside to our concrete front walk to test it.

The bamboo chopstick didn't light very well at all. The shirt cotton lit all right, but, as I predicted, didn't stay lit very long. Wrapping the cloth around the stick didn't produce an effective torch. However, we were all greatly entertained just by the fact that we were, dammit, TESTING this. I got dubbed Jamie, because I was the one who had the scientific knowledge that Cotton Does Burn, and [livejournal.com profile] eternaleponine was Adam, because she was the one lighting things on fire, and the kid claimed Grant, because Tory gets stuck with the sharks.

Well, since we were Mythbusters, once we'd declared the Useful Shirt and Stick Torch "busted," it was time for the fun part -- making a more dramatic fire. "We need accelerant," our Grant said. "We don't have any accelerant," Adam responded. "Oh yes we do," said the ever-practical Jamie. "We've got booze!"

So the kid went inside and brought out the bottle of grain alcohol I keep around for making infused cordials, and also, at my suggestion, a cup of water. [livejournal.com profile] eternaleponine soaked the remaining shirt fabric in the alcohol, and tied it to the chopstick. When she lit THAT, it went up in a very satisfying flame.

"The only trouble now is, we don't have a CAMERA," she said.

"Oh yes we do," said the kid, and ran inside to get hers. Photos and a bit of narrated video ensued. However, the CABLE is at her dad's house, so I can't show you the picture of the Mythbusters: Narnia Flaming Torch yet.

Still.

Science!

Date: 2009-06-06 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] medraxellion.livejournal.com
You are made of win.

Date: 2009-06-06 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txanne.livejournal.com
Coolest. Parents. Evar.

Date: 2009-06-06 11:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
Mom and non-parental Occasional Responsible Adult, even if in this case the responsible behavior was limited to "We're doing this OUTSIDE."

Date: 2009-06-06 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txanne.livejournal.com
Ah, sorry! Let me amend to Coolest Grownups.

Date: 2009-06-06 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeneyes-rpi.livejournal.com
Have you considered Peter's body oils as a possible fuel source?

Date: 2009-06-06 10:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
I dunno, he looked pretty clean in the movie, and it was his shirt TAIL...

Date: 2009-06-06 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeneyes-rpi.livejournal.com
Tucked or untucked? ;) (We should probably stop here...)

Date: 2009-06-06 11:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
Tucked, until he started ripping it, but it looked as if it didn't have much contact with skin -- just trousers and underwear. It was very clean.

Date: 2009-06-06 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeneyes-rpi.livejournal.com
More evidence of continuity fail?

Date: 2009-06-06 11:36 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
No, I'd call it plausible. Remember, 1940s -- he probably had on an undershirt as well.

Date: 2009-06-06 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eternaleponine.livejournal.com
Actually, untucked, and had been for a while. And he would have to be REALLY oily...

Date: 2009-06-07 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starcat-jewel.livejournal.com
Now that's what I call doing parenting right!

Date: 2009-06-07 03:48 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
I should point out that none of this was the kid's idea -- unlike the Potato Microwave Incident. This one was all at [livejournal.com profile] eternaleponine's instigation -- and she's 28. The kid (who is no longer using her lj, so I don't tag her with its name) just got to observe, play gofer, and film it! All with great glee, of course.

Date: 2009-06-07 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flewellyn.livejournal.com
She blinded me with science!

Card readers are better

Date: 2009-06-07 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] number42.livejournal.com
First, love the idea of Mythbusters:Connecticut. Did you wear a big fake mustache and beret?

Now for the tech-geek - card readers are much better than connecting the camera directly to the computer. Readers are faster, they don't eat up the battery like transferring with the camera does...

Most importantly, if your battery dies in the middle of the camera-to-computer transfer, everything on the card gets corrupted.

Re: Card readers are better

Date: 2009-06-07 03:52 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] rikibeth.livejournal.com
No, I wore my own, far less walrus-like mustache, which I've got to depilate tomorrow.

I know very little about digital cameras -- it's entirely the kid's. I know she uses rechargeable batteries. Maybe she can ask for a card reader for her next birthday.

Re: Card readers are better

Date: 2009-06-08 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadowflyer.livejournal.com
Don't need a separate card reader, necessarily, if her camera takes standard SD cards (or micro SD, which fits into a standard adapter). My laptop has an SD card slot; the Toaster probably does too.

On "being" a Mythbuster....

Date: 2009-06-07 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tyedboyne.livejournal.com
I've been told on a fairly regular basis that I look like "One of those Mythbuster guys". I always ask "Which one?", and this is always followed by a thoughtful pause and then the answer "Both".

Last Halloween, I got myself a black beret and a white button-down
shirt and went to a fairly well-attended party in NYC where apparently *nobody* had ever seen the show :-(

Maybe next year I should try San Francisco

Date: 2009-06-07 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ap-aelfwine.livejournal.com
Coolness!

Looking forward to the pictures, here. ;-)

Date: 2009-06-08 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadowflyer.livejournal.com
But you used bamboo, too green to burn nicely. Of course, Peter's stick probably wasn't properly dry either. Mythbusters is way cool sciency stuff, but lacks rigor.

Date: 2009-06-08 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auspeople.livejournal.com
I totally heart you!

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