It would have been more artistically satisfying

[rikibeth]

if this news story had originated, not in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, but in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

There are at LEAST two people I know who will immediately know why.

Comments

I still miss him, and I knew what it was about from Scranton!

[roadnotes.livejournal.com]

HA!

"And he sideswiped nineteen neat-parked cars, clipped off thirteen telephone poles, hit two houses, bruised eight trees, and Blue-Crossed seven people."

Harry, it sucks!

Re: I still miss him, and I knew what it was about from Scranton!

[mangosteen]

Three thousand elves, and a troll.

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

All due respect to Harry, but what would a buffalo be doing in Scranton?

four!

[matociquala.livejournal.com]

That was my question.

Re: four!

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

You were #2.

[jbsegal.livejournal.com]

Artistically satisfying doesn't need to explain that.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

Was I on your list of two? :)

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

No, but obviously you should have been.

[epj.livejournal.com]

I'm not on the list of two, but I *am* from Cedar Rapids! Iowa's such a fun state. :)

[number42.livejournal.com]

I wonder if he blamed the only man who could have saved him...

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Now, of course, the song is in my head for the day. :)

[shadowflyer.livejournal.com]

And he said Gooooooooooooood, make it a dream!

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

You were the first one.