Build-A-Snape!

[rikibeth]

Seen on mctabby's journal, and I admire her design, but originated by laurelwood, in How Do You Like Your Snape?

1. Physique
a. emaciated

2. The Reason for His Greasiness
a combination of
b. potions fumes
and
c. poor hygiene (can't be arsed, after all)

3. His Bits
a. supersize it! (Big nose, and lookit Alan Rickman's HANDS...)

4. His Sexual History
c. one great love, way back when, but nothing since (see icon, or vlvteenthestral for the 40-chapter version)

5. His Sexual Prowess
c. an amazing sex god, and never mind how he got that way (Er. All Lucius Bloody Malfoy's fault.)

6. His Private Quarters
a. Millions and millions of books, plus gothic furnishings
c. Millions and millions of books, plus threadbare furnishings

(see, it's both, he lives in the Head of House rooms in Slytherin, "Gothic" as in 13th century 'cause Hogwarts is just that old, and threadbare 'cause the stuff IS that old.)

7. His Bedsheets
d. flannel (it's cold in the Slytherin dungeons!)

8. His Lamentable Past
a. abused by parents (stepfather, anyway)
c. abused by Lucius

9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
b. independent potions research

10. His Drink of Choice
b. whatever's handy

11. His Leisure Pursuits
d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?

12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons

13. His Undergarments
d. commando
(come on, not silk boxers, flannel again, poor man's always cold!)

14. Optional Features

None of the listed ones, too busy spying and in special research project, see.

Go, build, have fun...

Comments

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

I was surprised #10 didn't list absinthe. It's turning up all over these days.

[eirehound.livejournal.com]

1. Physique
a. emaciated

2. The Reason for His Greasiness
d. a reverse glamour to deter unwanted student lust

3. His Bits
d. smallish, due to aforementioned potions administered during his childhood

4. His Sexual History
a. virgin

5. His Sexual Prowess
a. completely inexperienced

6. His Private Quarters
c. Millions and millions of books, plus threadbare furnishings

7. His Bedsheets
b. green silk/satin

8. His Lamentable Past
f. abused by self

9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts

10. His Drink of Choice
c. wine connoisseur

11. His Leisure Pursuits
f. uses all his leisure time to stalk miscreants in the hallways, or else drinks till he passes out over a pile of 4th year essays

12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
a. an unassuming pair of black trousers and a nice, but nondescript black sweater

13. His Undergarments
e. none

14. Optional Features
a. multilingual