Build-A-Snape!
Mar. 14th, 2005 05:50 pmSeen on
mctabby's journal, and I admire her design, but originated by
laurelwood, in How Do You Like Your Snape?
1. Physique
a. emaciated
2. The Reason for His Greasiness
a combination of
b. potions fumes
and
c. poor hygiene (can't be arsed, after all)
3. His Bits
a. supersize it! (Big nose, and lookit Alan Rickman's HANDS...)
4. His Sexual History
c. one great love, way back when, but nothing since (see icon, or
vlvteenthestral for the 40-chapter version)
5. His Sexual Prowess
c. an amazing sex god, and never mind how he got that way (Er. All Lucius Bloody Malfoy's fault.)
6. His Private Quarters
a. Millions and millions of books, plus gothic furnishings
c. Millions and millions of books, plus threadbare furnishings
(see, it's both, he lives in the Head of House rooms in Slytherin, "Gothic" as in 13th century 'cause Hogwarts is just that old, and threadbare 'cause the stuff IS that old.)
7. His Bedsheets
d. flannel (it's cold in the Slytherin dungeons!)
8. His Lamentable Past
a. abused by parents (stepfather, anyway)
c. abused by Lucius
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
b. independent potions research
10. His Drink of Choice
b. whatever's handy
11. His Leisure Pursuits
d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
13. His Undergarments
d. commando
(come on, not silk boxers, flannel again, poor man's always cold!)
14. Optional Features
None of the listed ones, too busy spying and in special research project, see.
Go, build, have fun...
1. Physique
a. emaciated
2. The Reason for His Greasiness
a combination of
b. potions fumes
and
c. poor hygiene (can't be arsed, after all)
3. His Bits
a. supersize it! (Big nose, and lookit Alan Rickman's HANDS...)
4. His Sexual History
c. one great love, way back when, but nothing since (see icon, or
5. His Sexual Prowess
c. an amazing sex god, and never mind how he got that way (Er. All Lucius Bloody Malfoy's fault.)
6. His Private Quarters
a. Millions and millions of books, plus gothic furnishings
c. Millions and millions of books, plus threadbare furnishings
(see, it's both, he lives in the Head of House rooms in Slytherin, "Gothic" as in 13th century 'cause Hogwarts is just that old, and threadbare 'cause the stuff IS that old.)
7. His Bedsheets
d. flannel (it's cold in the Slytherin dungeons!)
8. His Lamentable Past
a. abused by parents (stepfather, anyway)
c. abused by Lucius
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
b. independent potions research
10. His Drink of Choice
b. whatever's handy
11. His Leisure Pursuits
d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
13. His Undergarments
d. commando
(come on, not silk boxers, flannel again, poor man's always cold!)
14. Optional Features
None of the listed ones, too busy spying and in special research project, see.
Go, build, have fun...