As if I didn't know

[rikibeth]

Riki is a very rare female name.
Very few females in the US are named Riki.
Be proud of your unique name!
source namestatistics.com

No kidding. Not only is it rare, it's also pretty much impossible for people to remember how I spell it. Ricki, Rikki, Rickie... BLAH.

Rikibeth is a very rare female name.
Very few females in the US are named Rikibeth.
Be proud of your unique name!
source namestatistics.com

It's very handy to have a name that nobody else has grabbed yet as a username. And, for some reason, people don't misspell this one as much.

Beth is the #199 most common female name.
0.11% of females in the US are named Beth.
Around 140250 US females are named Beth!
source namestatistics.com

It was the default middle name of the 1970s, just as Rose was the default middle name of the 1990s, I think.

Ivy is the #697 most common female name.
0.016% of females in the US are named Ivy.
Around 20400 US females are named Ivy!
source namestatistics.com

It was a character name. I added it as a legal middle name because they were hassling me at a former job about having it on my nametag, and the filing fee seemed a small price to pay for avoiding dumb remarks about "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" and "Oh Ricky You're So Fine."

I'm not going to bother with my last name.