More Potterverse A. A. Milne tribute

[rikibeth]

Dedicated to underlucius and eumenides1, for starting this.



Dobby the house-elf
Goes thwoppity, thwoppity,
Thwoppity, thwoppity, thwop.

And if you ask him
Politely to stop it,
He says he can't
Possibly stop.

For if he stopped thwopping,
He couldn't say anything,
Couldn't tell Potter
The least bit of anything,
That's why he always goes
Thwoppity, thwoppity,
Thwoppity, thwoppity,
Thwop.



*ducking and running*

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[underlucius.livejournal.com]

the handbasket to hell and what a nice little poignant homage!

I'm most flattered, I was hoping that people would join in.

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[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

As I said, I probably have 75% of those verses memorized.

I am trying to think of suitable twistings for other favorites, like "James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree," or "The King asked the Queen, and the Queen asked the Dairymaid, Could we have some butter for the royal slice of bread?" or "King John was not a good man, he had his little ways," or "What is the matter with Mary Jane?" or "Our Teddy bear is short and fat," or, or, or...

Any thoughts? My IM info is in my profile if you want to bat it around.

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[underlucius.livejournal.com]

i've added u to my IM (MSN) but you've got off line now.

I'm toying with "the more it snows" at the moment, as well as "Sirius Sirius Obisdian Black, something something something" its too late and i should be in bed.