that wasn't gas

funny thing, those "gas" cramps. Thought it was weird they were bad enough to wake me up. hello naproxen and tramadol.

craving (don't judge me)

Today, I have consumed, in order:

1 prescription-strength naproxen sodium tablet
1 White Chocolate Macadamia Luna bar
1 mug I Love Lemon tea
1 tramadol tablet
1 multivitamin
1 St. John's Wort capsule

1 can Progresso tomato rotini soup

1 mug Earl Grey
Another prescription-strength naproxen

1 20-oz vanilla Coke
another tramadol tablet
1 package Kraft Rich & Creamy Mac & Cheese

I can't remember the last time I had Kraft mac & cheese.

It's DELICIOUS.