I never learned anything but OH NO IF I HAVE TO HEAR THAT DREIDEL SONG ONE MORE TIME IMMA CUT A BITCH. And some attempt in Hebrew school to teach us Ma'oz Tzur/Rock of Ages, but that was deathly dull and never took.

I'm your typical quasi-pagan atheist Jew; we light the candles but I don't say the brachas any more, and I do make latkes. Because they are delicious.